December 2008
28 posts
Things that we (unfortunately) WONT see on MTV's... →
A Hobo Whitney giving money to a hobo A Hobo spitting on Whitney Whitney drinking a Schnider Weiss at the Blind Tiger Ale House Whitney paying her Con Ed/Time Warner Bills Whitney taking the subway Whitney being held at knife point for her Fendi Bag A pigeon pooping on Whitney’s head A guy at Dorrian’s spilling beer on Whitney Whitney at any bar that is ‘cash...
Dec 30th
Greatest movie endings
In ‘Little Monsters’ where they escape that underworld and fred savage and all his buddies and the monster guy rock out on the beach to the Talking Heads’ “Road To Nowhere” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQXsuAey-NE
Dec 30th
Who's To Blame When You Get Drunk? : NPR Story →
My Immediate Response to this: Ryan Sweeney
Dec 30th
Best Song of 2008
M.I.A. Paper Planes Right?
Dec 30th
GW students are counting on you
An email I got from the most expensive university in the country- a university I still owe about $8,000 in student loans This is a time of year when we think about those things that are most important to us. You may be grateful for the education you received and the life it has helped you build. If so, we hope you will consider a gift in support of student aid at this time. Many GW families...
Dec 22nd
A cynic's take on "It's a Wonderful Life" →
Though I do love this movie and consider it one of my all-time favorites, I agree that it’s not because of it’s sugary sweet ending. On the contrary,  I love wrapping myself in the depressing reality of the fate George is handed. Be sure to read the reader’s responses to this article, some really insightful comments are made.
Dec 21st
Dec 21st
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Tales from the Dean's Office
The following actually happened at my South Bronx high school Friday. A girl was supposed to be drug tested in the afternoon. She brought a jar of pee to school with her, but by the end of the day it was cold. So, before school let out, she went to the dean’s office and heated her pee up in the faculty microwave. Neglecting to take the lid off, the jar exploded, and the girl ran off in a...
Dec 21st
Jihad to invade facebook →
my  ‘practically in the CIA” college roomate emaild me this. She is not on facebook.
Dec 20th
SPARKS Discontinued! →
beerandpork: doublewhiskeycokenoice: Stock up. Or just switch to cocaine. The former, please. FUCKING. BULLSHIT.
Dec 19th
True Life- I'm a Staten Island Girl →
Dec 18th
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Dec 17th
what fictional thing would be the most cool thing to be real? i say, the whole santa claus thing (complete with him living with elves in a christmas lasnd in the north pole and flying reindeer) and superman
Dec 17th
Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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“Me: “Hey students! Ms. Tobia is back! I know you all missed me Friday,...”
– I really need to get out of the South Bronx.
Dec 16th
Dec 16th
Dec 11th
Yaki Soba commercials
How come no one has made fun of these yet?
Dec 11th
Santa's Gmail →
Dec 4th
Top 5 Holiday Movies
1. It’s a Wonderful Life 2. A Christmas Story 3. Claymation Rudolph 4. Lethal Weapon 5. Home Alone Discuss
Dec 4th
“Be sure to drink your Ovaltine”
– Name that movie!
Dec 4th
Saul Williams makes a heartfelt argument for going... →
Dec 3rd
Not Another Chrismas Movie
Why haven’t the Wayans Brothers done this yet?
Dec 3rd
Senior Trip →
going here with my seniors friday-sunday this week. REALLY looking forward to a place former vacationers described as: “Poop Water” “This place is God Awful” “Terrible! Would not go back! “Had no choice but to stay the night!!!!” “Absolutly FILTHY and a complete Rip Off” “The Worst Place I Have Ever Stayed and Terrified Our Children” “Sad and Disgusting”
Dec 1st
Dec 1st